Let there be light!

Let there be light.....

.. in case you need one to enlighten you from your ignorances.

Selamat Hari Raya !



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Stylish Lacing for your shoes

If you are bored with the way you tie your shoe laces.... try any of these for a change:
































I hope you like them...


Have fun!


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Sorry... I left my brain at home!

I was at Tesco Bukit Tinggi Klang, this morning for the weekly shopping with my family.

Well if you been there before, you will noticed that they are undergoing some improvements or renovations for the benefits of the shoppers.

Among the improvement, were the parking allocated for the disable driver.


Well, this is nothing great as most of the shopping complexes have already having this type of parking either out of compassion for the less fortunate or complying to the legal requirement.

I was surpirsed that Tesco went ahead and allocated some parking lots for family... yes, family with kid...


.. this is great. Bravo Tesco... keep this up.

What pissed me off is some of the real 'brain cacat' drivers whom are unable to understand that the parking lots alloted for the less fortunate (or disable driver) is not meant for them.

Maybe they lost some money at the stock market, and deem that they are now, less fortunate.. therefore granting them the rights to park their car there...


I had taken a picture... of the brain cacat driver... I took it from far... just in case they became hostile, and shouted at me...


See... he is standing perfectly well.. and also acted normal... nothing unusual about him.



..sigh, I think this guy left his brain at home.


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An apple a day.. keeps you medical bills away!

I had a pleasant surprise when I open the door of my office in Kuching the other day...



I found an apple on my table....

Hmm... who gave this to me?

Wow, I have a secret admirer.... in Kuching office? Who might that be..? So many girls here... could it be.... es..... or ... or.. or..

I was flaterred for a while, until I remembered that I had previously requesting the office administrator to cut down on junk food for the staff pantry, and replaces them with healthier alternatives e.g. Fruits.

Hmm this must be it....


Note:

Every month, we spent about RM3,000 for the staff's pantry in KL and Kuching only. Total staff: 42.


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Alternative to tainted cow's milk...

Who doesn't love ice cream...




Currently, we are unable to really enjoy our favourite ice cream with peace, as the milk used may be tainted. Almost all of the supplier declares that the milk used in their products are safe... not from China.. therefore no melamine.. blah blah blah

Beats me, this is the very firstime... after many many many years I heard this.... not from China. Almost everything nowadays has something to do with China... so I really do not know who to believe... I guess, eat at you own risk!


Well, cow's milks has been used since time in memorial and it is very difficult to subsitute this immediately.

We have the following alternative (not exhaustive):

1) Goat's milk
2) Soy based milk
3) Good old human breast milk.

Yes, you read that correctly, human breast milk.

There was this association that is petitioning an ice cream producer to subsitute cow's milk with human's milk.

The following is the excerp from the letter:


"On behalf of PETA and our more than 2 million members and supporters, I'd like to bring your attention to an innovative new idea from Switzerland that would bring a unique twist to Ben and Jerry's. Storchen restaurant is set to unveil a menu that includes soups, stews, and sauces made with at least 75 percent breast milk procured from human donors who are paid in exchange for their milk. If Ben and Jerry's replaced the cow's milk in its ice cream with breast milk, your customers-and cows-would reap the benefits. "

To read the full letter: click here


Wow... I am imagining that this must be one of the milk supplier....


Who wants to work there milking.. the cow breast...?

Now, assumming that we have this ice cream, made from breast milk.....

Will you eat it!?


Conclusion:

Mother's milk is still the best!



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Outback Jakarta!

During my Jakarta trip, I was taken to a shopping mall called Pondok Indah Mal for lunch. If you were there, you will be surprised with the shopping mall.... so like.... you are not in Jakarta... once inside the mall... it is a different world by itself..




We had a meeting lunch at an American outlet called Outback Steakhouse...


blah blah blah... finished ordering and we continued with the discussion...


First, came the ice lemon tea.... and we continued to blah blah blah..


The discussion turned into an argument... and nearly the whole restaurant could hear us...


About 10 minutes after the argument started, the waitress served this on the table...




.... and the argument ended almost instantly and we all laugh.

I just took this picture, before anyone has the chance to touch the knife... therefore, excuse me for the poor quality.... lighting is also bad in there.


Note:

No one was hurt in the writing of this blog.
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Ladies Parking....

I was in Jakarta yesterday, and just touch down KLIA 15 minutes ago and will be catching another flight to Kuching.

Nothing exciting from the trip, except for the famous traffic jam and this sign board found in the vicinity of the hotel I was staying...



Now.... interpret this yourself!

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Seeing is not believing!

Look at the picture below.... seeing is NOT believing!




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Brace yourself...

I am scheduled to catch the first flight leaving for Jakarta tomorrow morning. Had gone to the forex guy during lunch time for some Indonesian Rupiah, as pocket money. Will be charging everything else to the credit cards.. to collect points.

This will be a very short trip... and will be leaving for Kuching via KLIA on Wednesday.



Look at that INR1,000,000. I am an instant millionaire... (this is equivalent to RM380!)

It occurs to me that, we are so lucky living in this country; Malaysia.

No doubt, Malaysia is not the best in the world, but we are also not the worst.

With the global economy meltdown is crepping slowly, but steady to this region... and this time around, it would be at least 10 times worst than the 1997 crisis... as the world big brother (the US), is already being hit.


I just have a message to the politicians of Malaysia....

..please wake up!


Brace yourself for the crisis. It should be here before the end of year 2008.

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Let's play a game!

Today is a Sunday. Let's have fun!



This is the model plane that I used to play during my childhood... it is called throw the paper plane.

In the traditional version, you need to learn and make you own plane... a bit messy and at times, you may get some scolding.... if you tore off a few pages from your exercise book as the 'raw material' to make you plane. For this one... the 'material' is sponsored by Digi.

The objective of this game is to grab and throw your plane... and compete against each other.... on the length of time the plane is airborne... the furthest... and also the junk plane, the one simply 'cannot fly'.


Kids nowadays are luckier... in the sense that most of the games they played are somehow related to electronics.

That said, they even have the online version of this throw you paper plane!! It has the same idea....



Yes... I am serious... you can play this online. The only thing is missing here is the fun of designing you plane.... and the good time you enjoyed with your friends especially the laugh and bruised ego when you plane.... just can't fly.


Here is the site that allow you to play alone, or compete against each other.

http://flightsimx.archive.amnesia.com.au/

You can get Nuffnang to sponsor a trophy.. and we fellow bloggers compete for it!

Not a bad idea yeah?

Now, this is my score....


..improved score achieved on 22 Sept 2008!



My best flight distance is 92.564m 106.303m and I am ranked 39,539 25,782 in the world!


Can you beat this?

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Wet pussy....!

I am undecided if I should post this picture.. a picture of a wet pussy!


After seeing this picture, your perception of me will not be the same again. I may be seen as a pervert....


Looking at the profile of the readers whom took the poll, I can conclude that most of my readers are young girls whom are still studying...


Furthermore, some of the girls or ladies here will never ever read my blog again.


I am still undecided.... to post this or not!


They guys, will definately loves me.... hmm maybe I can trade the traffic lost from the girls with the guys.. I am just not sure.


Some girls may not seen a wet pussy before... or they are just curious.... you know.. let's say, it is a life long education.


Well, here it is... a wet pussy.....

Not that I had not seen a pussy before, but this one is wet!

Hey...

Isn't this a wet pussy? Are you expecting something else!?

If you felt cheated... you need to "clean" the way you think....



Note:

Picture taken from the net.

NO cat is harm in anyway by me in writing of this blog. I love pussies..!


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Going beyond expectations.....

I received this among some bills today:


After a first glance, I nearly throw this away... at the moment before it went directly into wastepaper bin, I have a 'funny' feeling... something in me urged me to open this.

So I open this. This is what I get:

.. a little more special.... like what?

.... and a cover letter:


Damn... must be one of those marketing brochures, again. I hate those letters, just eating up my already limited time.

Hang on!... This looks different so I read on:


..hey, this letter just made my day! After all these trips, collecting miles... they finally remember me!


This is what they sent me:



... and two stickers to get the porter services at the airport. Hmm.... I do not need these stickers. I wonder why they gave me two.... one in front and one at the back?




Anyway, I was at cloud nine for 1.5 minutes.... err.. what does this card does....


This is what I gather after a quick surfing....


Access to Malaysia Airlines Golden Lounges
wah.... food... more food.. I can eat the world most expensive nasi lemak!

Priority Wait-listing
I like this... I have the licence to jump queue...... not bad!

Priority Baggage Handling
..they will still 'throw' my baggage out from the plane but before yours.

Extra Baggage Allowance
... this is good if I want to do shopping... sigh.. must not inform wife about this.

First Class or Golden Club Class Check-in
... the queue at these counter is short... or no queue at all.

Telephone Check-in
... nothing useful, unless I am late to the airport.

Travelling Companion Benefits
... my travelling buddy is invited to join me eating the most expensive nasi lemak!


..more information: click this



Who are they....




...yeah right. Going beyond expectations.....



Hey Tony... you have anything like this ar?
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Exabytes - "I Want A MacBook Air" Contest New Website Preview

I wrote about this contest some time ago: click here.


Here is the link to the website that is organising the contest:

Please click at the logo

I am suppose to review their new website and if the judges like my entry, they may consider giving me a MacBook Air! .. and I hope the will! Fingers crossed.

So obediently, I login into the page.

This banner 'jumps' out at me...

So glaring, so wrong!

What's wrong with this? sigh.. I am suppose to polish some apples and say good things in order to win.... looks like my chance has been reduced by 50% on what I gonna say now...

This is supposed to be the No. 1 Malaysia Web Hosting and Malaysia Domain Name registration... with this guy, I do not have the Malaysian feel. Furthermore, he looks like one of their staff... notice this logo on his shirt?

Well, the web designer should be a little bit more creative.... this is what I had come out with...



Well, I am not a web designer, but I hope my my point is clear... Malaysian students...

Also (here goes another 10% of my chances) by using a 'Mat Saleh' picture, it give the impression that this is something high class, but by showing the value of the freebie; RM55 this indicates that the package must expensive! Student nowadays are smarter.... no free lunch!

This is the overview:

"Understanding the need for a proper platform for Final Year Project demonstration, Xtudent Hosting Plan is specially catered to suit students needs in order for them to acquire higher marks, stand out from the rest, even respect from the lecturers! Need that extra edge to shine extra bright than the rest? Xtudent is just the plan for you!"

After reading this, I am wondering how do students achieve higher marks by using Exabytes Xtudent? What are the advantages? Yeah right, because I want to win the Mac I have no choice but to spend some time digging for the 'advantages'.... and I found it. I am not sure a student will dig as deep as I do.

It is like using a Mont Blanc pen to write an essay and get's you more marks... sigh.


This is the testimonial lead:

" So far I have no complaint but praises to the technical support team of Exabytes. You have been very helpful whenever we call. Keep up with the good work. "

Raymond Chin

Damn... using Exabytes means plenty of problems.... must be so difficult to use, until this Raymond Chin has to call their technical support. Do you have this impression?

The first testimonial lead should read like the following:

"I know peanuts about computer and I need to setup a blog to propose to my techie girlfriend. With just a phone call to Exabytes technical support, I was enlighten and set up the proposal blog myself. This impressed my girl and she is now my wife!! "

Raymond - a satisfied Xtudent user.

Not a good example but my point is, the testimonial lead should have something positive, arousing the reader's interest to read more. Then, the readers will automatically click the link to more testimonials...

Come on... if I write some more.. I will ended up winning nothing and angered the judges! But I need to do this review...

I am having a conflict of interest now... duh.

Anyway, here is the finale... and also I just blown the last 41% of my chances of winning... how to win?

See this picture below:

What do you see?

Will you forego you 'entertainment money' to blog? Or any money to do photo sharing??

Wake up... this is the reason not to buy anything from Exabytes. We can get the blog and photo sharing FREE from the internet. You know FREE like in no payments required.

The killer is the word Wordpress.. look carefully... hidden somewhere there.

I am not commenting on the third point as I am sure that any potential clients, will definately surf elsewhere as I already lost my interest to go on further on the the preview sites.

Observation:

This site is being drawn up in a rush... and have not been QC by a qualified marketeers. Nothing interesting here. I am not buying something I can get for free.


Conclusion:

sigh... guess I got to buy my own MacBook Air.