I am 1 today!

It has been a year since I blog!

Apa tengok tengok?

Never see a goat climbing a tree before?

LCCT....

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...is Looks Cheap Cheap Terminal but it is NOT.


A taxi ride from LCCT to KLIA main building cost RM32.20 only, and this is BUDGET.

Maybe they slap me with a surcharge... as I woke the lady up from sleeping, while manning the coupon counter. The time of the ticket issued is... 06:40:10 am.




... what next?

I am done!

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Only IF this palm tree could talk...

I am done!

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Happy Deepavali

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Happy Deepavali

May the light of goodness triumph over the bad

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On every Deepavali, I always think of this.... yummy!


This is apallam, papadam, papad.. and also known as many other names!!

To know more about apallam: click here

Don't get me wrong... there are plenty of other glorious foods that are associated to Deepavali that I loved..... but this one, I really have to have this... in house!

Well, it tasted so good with fish curry (or any curry) with rice.. or simply you can eat this on it's own.

This is how it looks like... still in the packaging..


Well... what is this made off? see the picture below


I got a few packets of these.. and could not wait until meal times... had to fry them.. and have some immediately...


If you noticed.. this is something 'not that' healthy.. and every cardiologist will frown at the sight of this... noticed the oil... still on the appalam??

Who cares.... eat first talk later!!

Well.. my kids accidently dropped some of this.. and it broken into pieces... yummy...

Crispy apallam!!


...damm.. if you suffers from Gout... or prone to it like me... try to avoid this!!

..unless you have the pain killer Voltaren 50mg handy!


Bon Appetit!

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I want to be a hero!

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Have you ever fantasize that you can beat Superman in anything he does? Or maybe Supergirl (... a girl!?)

Perhaps you would like to be more invisible than the Invisible man!

..only in your dream!


Yeah right.... maybe if you let a spider bit you.. you can replace the friendly spidey!




...mind you... you need to expose this spider to gamma ray first. Now this may look easy at first...

Hmm being a super hero is not easy after all.

I wonder how in the world they got their super powers... for real!


That said, I am proud to announce that I had became a super hero!

I did not realise that I have this super power in me.. all these while until today! You know, I have this since I was born....

Thinking about that, you can be one too!

Do not believe me... ask my kids...

"My daddy can punch your daddy flat... because he is my super hero!!"


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Do not press me hard!!

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Tried as hard as possible to avoid filling up the gas tank as the prices of the fuel, may go down anytime!

Well, when it needs to go, I have to go and get the gas tank filled up.

This happens today and I had to visit the petrol station... right after work. Else, I am taking the risk of running out of gas.. tomorrow morning. Talking of pushing it hard...

The current price now is RM2.30 (about USD0.65) per liter in Malaysia. (exchange rates from www.xe.com)

Mark my word... it will go down soon!

After filling the car to the max, I decided to answer nature's call, as it is still a quite some distance to my home.

This is what I saw in the toilet..... advising me not to press too hard!!

Translation: DO NOT PRESS HARD!!! TREAT THIS AS IF THIS IS YOURS. THANK YOU *PSS KESAS BARAT*

Hmm... point taken. I will not push it any longer!!


This refers to the fuel level of my car. I was stranded once..... long time ago, and memories of that still haunt me!

Therefore, from now onwards, I will fill up once the gauge drops to quarter tank.

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Who needs Ghosts...?..

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Found this on the net....

Damm.. this is much more scary....

NOTE:

By Steve Kelley, Times-Picayune
From the Cartoonist Group.

These cartoons represent the opinions of their authors and not necessarily the official position of the Center for American Progress.

My pee is making someone rich....

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Take out you calculator handy... if you are not used to mental arithmatics. We will do some arithmatics shortly.


This is a paper towel, a wet paper towel to be specific. I got this from Suria KLCC.




This is an official receipt, given to acknowledge the receipt of RM2.00.



Now, let's say it cost RM2.00 for the wet towel...



...that makes RM2,321,588 collected after taking into consideration of my payment.


That is approximately USD658,324!


Wow... not bad.


That is the amount collected to maintain the executive toilet located at the level 1 of Suria KLCC!.


Now, who says maintaining toilet is a lousy jobs!?


(Free toilets are located at much higher floors.. where you got to walk a distance).

Breakfast in bed..?

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I was in Kuching recently and was staying at Hilton, Kuching.

I found this on my pillow, upon check-in (that was sometime near midnight).



I wonder why in the world would someone wants to eat breakfast, right in bed immediately after waking up. As seen on in any movie, the actor or actress, woke up and took their breakfast almost immediately, after a morning kiss or two!.

Personally, I won't mind the kiss, you know, a kiss is just a kiss, nothing more... but eating in bed?

sigh.. at least I would go to the toilet for a pee, brush my teeth... or 'shit' and get dressed properly before eating...

If you had tried, (which I did once) this is no fun. It gave me the feeling that I was hospitalised... and unable to eat at a normal table... thus.. having breakfast in bed!.

The food taste a different as I need to sit with my leg stretched on the bed...

I would rather have my breakfast like a normal person... and not in bed.

Would you?





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Answer to yesterday's mystery thing

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This is the mystery item...

...still on the vine

what it should be..

this is what you usually associate this as

Answer: Old Cucumber (Loofah)!


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Guess what is this!

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I stumble upon something that I am sure, most of you will not know what is this!

Here is a picture of this... close up

...from another angle.

..on the air!

...cross section

...with me!

.... this is now, being used to replace the sponge for washing!

What is this?

Check the answer tomorrow at GMT1200 hours (or Malaysia 8PM)


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Stylish Lacing for your shoes

If you are bored with the way you tie your shoe laces.... try any of these for a change:
































I hope you like them...


Have fun!


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An apple a day.. keeps you medical bills away!

I had a pleasant surprise when I open the door of my office in Kuching the other day...



I found an apple on my table....

Hmm... who gave this to me?

Wow, I have a secret admirer.... in Kuching office? Who might that be..? So many girls here... could it be.... es..... or ... or.. or..

I was flaterred for a while, until I remembered that I had previously requesting the office administrator to cut down on junk food for the staff pantry, and replaces them with healthier alternatives e.g. Fruits.

Hmm this must be it....


Note:

Every month, we spent about RM3,000 for the staff's pantry in KL and Kuching only. Total staff: 42.


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Outback Jakarta!

During my Jakarta trip, I was taken to a shopping mall called Pondok Indah Mal for lunch. If you were there, you will be surprised with the shopping mall.... so like.... you are not in Jakarta... once inside the mall... it is a different world by itself..




We had a meeting lunch at an American outlet called Outback Steakhouse...


blah blah blah... finished ordering and we continued with the discussion...


First, came the ice lemon tea.... and we continued to blah blah blah..


The discussion turned into an argument... and nearly the whole restaurant could hear us...


About 10 minutes after the argument started, the waitress served this on the table...




.... and the argument ended almost instantly and we all laugh.

I just took this picture, before anyone has the chance to touch the knife... therefore, excuse me for the poor quality.... lighting is also bad in there.


Note:

No one was hurt in the writing of this blog.
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Seeing is not believing!

Look at the picture below.... seeing is NOT believing!




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Brace yourself...

I am scheduled to catch the first flight leaving for Jakarta tomorrow morning. Had gone to the forex guy during lunch time for some Indonesian Rupiah, as pocket money. Will be charging everything else to the credit cards.. to collect points.

This will be a very short trip... and will be leaving for Kuching via KLIA on Wednesday.



Look at that INR1,000,000. I am an instant millionaire... (this is equivalent to RM380!)

It occurs to me that, we are so lucky living in this country; Malaysia.

No doubt, Malaysia is not the best in the world, but we are also not the worst.

With the global economy meltdown is crepping slowly, but steady to this region... and this time around, it would be at least 10 times worst than the 1997 crisis... as the world big brother (the US), is already being hit.


I just have a message to the politicians of Malaysia....

..please wake up!


Brace yourself for the crisis. It should be here before the end of year 2008.

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Let's play a game!

Today is a Sunday. Let's have fun!



This is the model plane that I used to play during my childhood... it is called throw the paper plane.

In the traditional version, you need to learn and make you own plane... a bit messy and at times, you may get some scolding.... if you tore off a few pages from your exercise book as the 'raw material' to make you plane. For this one... the 'material' is sponsored by Digi.

The objective of this game is to grab and throw your plane... and compete against each other.... on the length of time the plane is airborne... the furthest... and also the junk plane, the one simply 'cannot fly'.


Kids nowadays are luckier... in the sense that most of the games they played are somehow related to electronics.

That said, they even have the online version of this throw you paper plane!! It has the same idea....



Yes... I am serious... you can play this online. The only thing is missing here is the fun of designing you plane.... and the good time you enjoyed with your friends especially the laugh and bruised ego when you plane.... just can't fly.


Here is the site that allow you to play alone, or compete against each other.

http://flightsimx.archive.amnesia.com.au/

You can get Nuffnang to sponsor a trophy.. and we fellow bloggers compete for it!

Not a bad idea yeah?

Now, this is my score....


..improved score achieved on 22 Sept 2008!



My best flight distance is 92.564m 106.303m and I am ranked 39,539 25,782 in the world!


Can you beat this?

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