Dad, why yours so big mine so small...!?

I have to warn you guys... especially if you are a father or going to be a father AND you have a 4 years old son!

Girls... this may not be applicable to you, but since you are reading this... I don't mind sharing this with you.

The following is a picture of urinals. To be more specific.. pictures taken in the male toilet.




Well, nothing great or wrong about the picture... but the following conversation/incident is real!


Dad: Son, let's go to she she.. (meaning passing urine)

Son: du du du duuu duuduuu (and nodding his head)

Dad: Come.. let me unzip your......

Son: di di dada dududud (still singing.. )

Dad: hold that and she she into the thing in there....

Son: da di dau duduaud (continue singing...finishing and walks to the washing basin)

Dad: wei.. wait.. don't go till I zip your trousers. Come here..

Son: Daddy.. why your so big and mine so small... and you got hair there... !!

Dad: errr

My pee is making someone rich....

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Take out you calculator handy... if you are not used to mental arithmatics. We will do some arithmatics shortly.


This is a paper towel, a wet paper towel to be specific. I got this from Suria KLCC.




This is an official receipt, given to acknowledge the receipt of RM2.00.



Now, let's say it cost RM2.00 for the wet towel...



...that makes RM2,321,588 collected after taking into consideration of my payment.


That is approximately USD658,324!


Wow... not bad.


That is the amount collected to maintain the executive toilet located at the level 1 of Suria KLCC!.


Now, who says maintaining toilet is a lousy jobs!?


(Free toilets are located at much higher floors.. where you got to walk a distance).