I am 1 today!

It has been a year since I blog!

Craving.....

I am not sure why, but now I crave for:

Hot Barley Milk!

Wordless Wednesday!

君 子 报 仇，十 年 未 晚!

Should I forgive you ?!!?

Tonto tried very hard to backstab the Lone Ranger.

Somehow, Tonto was caught red handed.

Now, should Tonto be forgiven?!

Me Bohsia!!

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I am emotionally hurt today... so bad that even my 18 years of working experience, could not prepeare me for this...

I thought I am ready to take on the world... but I was wrong!

I cracked my oyster and found my pearl and thought life is good... but I was wrong.

Tonto was dead jealous with me!

I am just hurt. Deeply hurt....

That said, I still will keep my mouth shut and have faith in God.

DO YOU NEED TO BE LIKE THAT?

Dad, why yours so big mine so small...!?

I have to warn you guys... especially if you are a father or going to be a father AND you have a 4 years old son!

Girls... this may not be applicable to you, but since you are reading this... I don't mind sharing this with you.

The following is a picture of urinals. To be more specific.. pictures taken in the male toilet.




Well, nothing great or wrong about the picture... but the following conversation/incident is real!


Dad: Son, let's go to she she.. (meaning passing urine)

Son: du du du duuu duuduuu (and nodding his head)

Dad: Come.. let me unzip your......

Son: di di dada dududud (still singing.. )

Dad: hold that and she she into the thing in there....

Son: da di dau duduaud (continue singing...finishing and walks to the washing basin)

Dad: wei.. wait.. don't go till I zip your trousers. Come here..

Son: Daddy.. why your so big and mine so small... and you got hair there... !!

Dad: errr

...Patrick!

We have Murphy, as in Murphy's Law.... to make our live interesting.

Now, we have Patrick..... as in SpongeBob Squarepants.




....life is not the same anymore with plenty of Murphies and Patricks around!

Sigh...

The real Tonto!

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I am sad. Very very sad. This will be one of my longer posting... hope you will share my feeling... for a friend

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Here is a story about 3 living beings; to be exact 1 masked man, 1 woman and a horse.


Do you know that in the original version of the Legend of the Lone Ranger, Silver (the horse) belongs to Tonto, the native?

Well, the native had already master the art of horse riding since time in memorial and riding a horse is in their blood even before the first white man setting their foot on the land of America.

This was somehow, twisted when Hollywood takes over and turn this into a movie! If they use Tonto as the hero, the movie would not sell. By the way, the original name for Tonto was Pochahontas daughter of Chief Phowatan.... go figure!

Therefore, they had decided to use the Lone Ranger, a white guy.. and the rest is history.


Now.. this is the real story of Silver.....

Silver belongs to Tonto and they are supposedly to be very closed; you can say came from the same background i.e. the mother earth, as they used to say.

For no apparent reason, the "Director of the movie" gave the marching order and bestow Silver to Lone Ranger. Well, as a man of justice, Lone Ranger needs to be good and take good care of Silver... more or less, they live happily but not for long!

Why? In the original casting, Tonto is supposedly to be the star.. with a horse and a white man whom lost in the wilderness... Tonto is supposedly to be riding the horse helping the guy...

Somewhow, the white guy has been make the star with Silver as the number two and Tonto being sidelined!?? This had enraged Tonto...

Now, you will know why the Lone Ranger is always masked.... IF Tonto learned the real identity of the Lone Ranger... he will be killed immediately!

Since Tonto is unable to get to Lone Ranger... she plots to kill Silver.. and hopefully, without Silver, she would be number two.. and eventually be number one!

Tonto tried a few times but failed as Lone Ranger was always there to the rescue... this goes on and on and until one fine day, Lone Ranger has to go to answer a nature s call.. and Tonto seized the oppurtunity...

xxxx --- censored ---xxxx

THE END

Note:

Lone Ranger was inadvertently entangled between the karma settlement of Tonto and Silver.

sigh...!

What is he doing??

What is he doing??

Witch-Hunt!

Dear Manpower,

Don't mess with me...

She stays....

I need you!!!

... please don't go!

I am done!

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Only IF this palm tree could talk...

I am done!

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High Fever...

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I was hit with a very high fever... and nearly became mad. That is also why, I missed posting/updating my blog...


Luckily, someone up there still loves me and I am now normal... not only that... am able to fly to Kuching... will be here eating working until Friday.


What constitute fever: click here


hmm.. anything above 38 degrees C is high... than I should be lucky that I am still 'normal'... almost.


This is my how high my temperature in my body..reading taken... at home.


I have two of this at home.... especially with the kids around it is always good to have them handy.

This is me after the fever....



... I had turned into a blue-eyed boy! I hope. Why?

... I still have work in KUL but was sent to KCH to take a break and eat work.

...err we are internet company worldwide... location and work are mutually independent.. as long as there is good internet.. we can work.

..and now, I think I am mad.

..me still working now! after whacking some buffet steam boat just now







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Dating! She is waiting for you

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I recceived this email.... recently

Supposingly to be from Ancell Danna on behalf of TatianaG




Wow... someone is interested in me.... not bad.. some more, body type: Cuddly! This is so tempting...


Wait a minute... something is not right here....




Observation:

The age shown does not match with the birthdate. Maybe this is a very old email.. furthermore, a blond was used here... sigh. (Dumb blond easier to be laid..?)... or is it just... poor in arithmatics?


Conclusion:

Education* is very important. Even if you really want to go out to be a criminal... else, you will failed misereably in life. So boys and girls out there, please study hard!! I do hope you will excel in what ever you do!


2¢

Please enggage your brain in what ever you do!


Remarks:

Now, who is Julia?



Note:

* education includes both formal and informal.

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Creative salesman...

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Recently, spotted this car parked in front of a crowded food center in Kota Kemuning.



This man is full with creativity in peddling his wares...

Even before he could fully 'opened' his shop, it attracts a customer!! Look at that...





..the norm in buying, price haggling...!


...at the end of the haggling session.. the lady walks away without buying anything.


Observation:

Looking at his age, I would probably guessed that this man is in his early 60s. I do sincerely hope that he is happy with what he is doing.


Question:

Is the economy so bad.. or he is just creative!


Conclusion:

Think, and you will survive!



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Guess what is this!

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I stumble upon something that I am sure, most of you will not know what is this!

Here is a picture of this... close up

...from another angle.

..on the air!

...cross section

...with me!

.... this is now, being used to replace the sponge for washing!

What is this?

Check the answer tomorrow at GMT1200 hours (or Malaysia 8PM)


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Donkey... learn from it!

One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well.

The animal cried piteously for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do.

Finally, he decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway;

it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.



He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him.

They all grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well.

At first, the donkey realized what was happening and cried horribly.

Then, to everyone's amazement he quieted down.

A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well.
He was astonished at what he saw.

With each shovel of dirt that hit his back, the donkey was doing something amazing.

He would shake it off and take a step up.

As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the animal,

he would shake it off and take a step up.

Pretty soon, everyone was amazed as the donkey

stepped up over the edge of the well and happily trotted off!

MORAL :

Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt.

The trick to getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up.

Each of our troubles is a stepping stone.

We can get out of the deepest wells just by not stopping, never giving up!
Shake it off and take a step up.

CONCLUSION:

In life, learn from the donkey but do not be one!!

Note:

I received this from an email... therefore I do NOT claim any credits on this.

Kids nowadays... are smarter!

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Last Sunday, I left my Nokia E71 on the table in my room and went to answer a quick nature's call.

It was 'keypad locked' to prevent accidental call and save some embarrassment from happenning.

When I came out from the toilet, my eldest daughter 4+ years old, was playing with the phone!

Well, since it was 'locked', I guessed that it will be safe... until I heard a 'ping' sound..!

Huh, how in the world she knows how to 'unlock' the phone... and activated the camera function.. and took a picture.

Somehow, she had chosen my wedding potrait as the subject of her picture...

First picture taken by my daughter on her own!

Huh... it is blur because she did not stand still when snapping the picture... but the point is, she did all these by herself!! I am amazed....

Well, all I can say now is the kids nowadays are smarter then those during my years (that is me at 4 years old, 34 years ago)


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