Girl with tail...!?

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Updates on my Gout: Thanks for all your support! The Gout is packing and should be leaving me earliest by tomorrow noon. Of course, I really need to watch what I eat. Else, it will attack, again anytime. Luckily I still have my antidote!

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I took this this morning... while we were walking to my car.

Well, she is a girl that I had known for about two years now. She is my breakfast partner during working weekday everyday, if I am in Kuala Lumpur. Rain or shine... when you found me eating breakfast, she will be nearby or sharing the same table with me enjoying breakfast. She works nearby my office.

You know, she is the one ordering the Coffee Latte.

Today, I had my usual Teh C and she decided to have Hailam tea instead.




Well, we are very closed (as in a good friends) and talk about almost anything... anything except this blog! I was even there for her when she broke up with her boyfriend. Sad story... but glad that that is over now. That has nothing to do with me!! I am more as a silent listening partner to all her woes.... like an one way ticket affair... I listened, nodd my head and eat my breakfast.... my mother used to say... do not speak with your mouth full!

Wow, mathematically speaking, I spent more time with her for breakfast than with my wife/family. Damm, needs to be really carefull..... else...


I had commented on her 'tail' before and candidly told her.. one of these days, I will take a picture of her 'tail'.... and created a blog just for that! Today is that day!!

When I have the oppurtunity, I will show this blog to her... and... I am sure she will punch me!

I hope she will not punch my face! I still need to go to work after breakfast!







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..I had commited suicide. Please let me die now!

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Every start must have an end. It is true also, everyone will die. No one can escape death.

It's a matter of where, when, how and sometimes why. No doubt about this. Nothing is permanent in life.

Also, it does not matter if you die in style or not. Or if you die in the hand of your loved ones or your hated ones or in the hands of complete stranger.

When you die, you just died.


I want to die now!

Before I die, please do cut off my right leg... as the right ankle is killing me now!








Remember these? click here for story


I ate these, like there is no tomorrow... I am paying the price now.

Now, I had a gout attack!! It is so painful that I wish I will die immediately now...

The pain is killing me... whatever I do or I did not do makes no different.... the excruciating pain.. is there. Every heart beat caused the pain.... arrgh.

Imagine that.

I want to die...

This is the culprit that caused the pain... damm

Uric Acid

I had taken the antidote...




..but damm... it will only take full effect within an hour or two.

Until then, I want to die...!

Arghh..... my ankle!


... noticed the swollen area... arrgh.... let me die!


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A penny for your thought..?

What's on your mind....?

This fella was deep in thought when I found it, like this.

I am not sure what is on it's mind and it seems that it did not noticed my presence.







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Whose fault is this...!?

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Been to a famous seafood joint at Aman Puri, Kepong this evening with my family for dinner after a happy spending at 1-Utama.

Well, I am sure that by now, someone had surely blog about the glorious food here.... not only that, it appears on TV and been printed by the newspapers too.

Therefore, to save you from the agony of reading this again and again.... and be bored to death by my writing... I will not write about the food here.... but suffice to say.. it is good and value for money!!


That is the introduction of what, I am going to blog now...


After dinner, I paid for the food and as usual, would like to pay a visit to the toilet... in anticipation of the rather long journey home.

Today, my wife and my son joined me on the trip to the loo. This is a very famous seafood joint, but surprising there is only ONE toilet.... and this is 'unisex toilet'. Meaning, both male and female shared one miserable toilet....

...and that is what I am gonna blog about.


When we approached the toilet, the door was closed. I gave a knock.. and no one answered. Therefore, I open the door.... it is NOT locked.... and I pushed it open.

My goodness.. there was a lady in the toilet....


Damm...


... what happens next... I leave it with your imagination. In case that lady reads my blog!



Later, when I was in the toilet.... after that lady left... I checked the lock...




..it is working perfectly fine!


Question: Whose fault is this...!?


Moral of the story: When going to a unisex toilet, always bring your wife along!



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Happy Deepavali

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Happy Deepavali

May the light of goodness triumph over the bad

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On every Deepavali, I always think of this.... yummy!


This is apallam, papadam, papad.. and also known as many other names!!

To know more about apallam: click here

Don't get me wrong... there are plenty of other glorious foods that are associated to Deepavali that I loved..... but this one, I really have to have this... in house!

Well, it tasted so good with fish curry (or any curry) with rice.. or simply you can eat this on it's own.

This is how it looks like... still in the packaging..


Well... what is this made off? see the picture below


I got a few packets of these.. and could not wait until meal times... had to fry them.. and have some immediately...


If you noticed.. this is something 'not that' healthy.. and every cardiologist will frown at the sight of this... noticed the oil... still on the appalam??

Who cares.... eat first talk later!!

Well.. my kids accidently dropped some of this.. and it broken into pieces... yummy...

Crispy apallam!!


...damm.. if you suffers from Gout... or prone to it like me... try to avoid this!!

..unless you have the pain killer Voltaren 50mg handy!


Bon Appetit!

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I want to be a hero!

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Have you ever fantasize that you can beat Superman in anything he does? Or maybe Supergirl (... a girl!?)

Perhaps you would like to be more invisible than the Invisible man!

..only in your dream!


Yeah right.... maybe if you let a spider bit you.. you can replace the friendly spidey!




...mind you... you need to expose this spider to gamma ray first. Now this may look easy at first...

Hmm being a super hero is not easy after all.

I wonder how in the world they got their super powers... for real!


That said, I am proud to announce that I had became a super hero!

I did not realise that I have this super power in me.. all these while until today! You know, I have this since I was born....

Thinking about that, you can be one too!

Do not believe me... ask my kids...

"My daddy can punch your daddy flat... because he is my super hero!!"


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CEC Musical 2008!

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Tonight... I am a very proud daddy.

Just return from this function:


Everyone is so happy especially my kids... yes my eldest daughter and my son, participated in this annual event. The youngest.... slept soundly during the show!

Wow... I can barely remember what I did during my graduation from the kindegarten back then... how time flies!


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Singapore is preparing to face the recession...

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Read this letter below from MOM Singapore. (click to enlarge)



Note:

1) Singapore Government is preparing to counter brain drain.

2) In times of real recession, expatriates are among the first one to go during right sizing.

3) Now, Singapore is facing 'technical recession'.

4) Who cares about those Malaysia 'factory' workers...

Read here:

Malaysians in recession-hit Singapore face retrenchment

Who is MOM?
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Do not press me hard!!

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Tried as hard as possible to avoid filling up the gas tank as the prices of the fuel, may go down anytime!

Well, when it needs to go, I have to go and get the gas tank filled up.

This happens today and I had to visit the petrol station... right after work. Else, I am taking the risk of running out of gas.. tomorrow morning. Talking of pushing it hard...

The current price now is RM2.30 (about USD0.65) per liter in Malaysia. (exchange rates from www.xe.com)

Mark my word... it will go down soon!

After filling the car to the max, I decided to answer nature's call, as it is still a quite some distance to my home.

This is what I saw in the toilet..... advising me not to press too hard!!

Translation: DO NOT PRESS HARD!!! TREAT THIS AS IF THIS IS YOURS. THANK YOU *PSS KESAS BARAT*

Hmm... point taken. I will not push it any longer!!


This refers to the fuel level of my car. I was stranded once..... long time ago, and memories of that still haunt me!

Therefore, from now onwards, I will fill up once the gauge drops to quarter tank.

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Ah Weng Koh.... Hai Lam Tea!

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Well... if you want to find me, drop by at this location below, every Tuesday to Friday on any working day. (Of course, I will missed this place, if I am outstation on business trips..)



Well, this place opens from Tuesday to Sunday, and closed on Monday...


This is Imbi Pasar also known as Imbi Wet Market. I am here, not to buy groceries or doing any shopping, but just to have my usual fix.... the famous Ah Weng Koh Hailam Tea.


Today, one of my usual breakfast partner decided to have something different.... she ordered Coffee Latte..



Tasted good... and for the price of RM2.20! (USD0.65)... this is a steal!


More of this shop in due course!


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Who needs Ghosts...?..

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Found this on the net....

Damm.. this is much more scary....

NOTE:

By Steve Kelley, Times-Picayune
From the Cartoonist Group.

These cartoons represent the opinions of their authors and not necessarily the official position of the Center for American Progress.

Dating! She is waiting for you

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I recceived this email.... recently

Supposingly to be from Ancell Danna on behalf of TatianaG




Wow... someone is interested in me.... not bad.. some more, body type: Cuddly! This is so tempting...


Wait a minute... something is not right here....




Observation:

The age shown does not match with the birthdate. Maybe this is a very old email.. furthermore, a blond was used here... sigh. (Dumb blond easier to be laid..?)... or is it just... poor in arithmatics?


Conclusion:

Education* is very important. Even if you really want to go out to be a criminal... else, you will failed misereably in life. So boys and girls out there, please study hard!! I do hope you will excel in what ever you do!


2¢

Please enggage your brain in what ever you do!


Remarks:

Now, who is Julia?



Note:

* education includes both formal and informal.

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World cutest insect named after a blogger!

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I really envy this guy...

want to know more: click here

He has an insect named after him..... I want something to be named after me too.. you would also, right?


Not to be outdone, I head a team of 6 to a jungle.... to search for new species.... you know, anything new without a name.

Who knows, I maybe lucky..

Arrived at the destination at about 15 minutes to 1pm. Weather, very hot. Decided to take a nap first... you know, sleepy head is not sharp is finding new species....

Woke up about 2 hours later... and started to say hello to all the insects....

Grashopper..... spiders.... and caught a few other known insects... in a very serious position making out.

Had been feeling a bit dissappointed after 30 minutes.. and decided to call it a day.. after failing to find what i was looking for...

Suddenly, this fella caught my attention... I had never seen anything like this..

NEW SPECIES??

Let me know if you know the species of this fella.... or am I just found a new species?


Possible??


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My pee is making someone rich....

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Take out you calculator handy... if you are not used to mental arithmatics. We will do some arithmatics shortly.


This is a paper towel, a wet paper towel to be specific. I got this from Suria KLCC.




This is an official receipt, given to acknowledge the receipt of RM2.00.



Now, let's say it cost RM2.00 for the wet towel...



...that makes RM2,321,588 collected after taking into consideration of my payment.


That is approximately USD658,324!


Wow... not bad.


That is the amount collected to maintain the executive toilet located at the level 1 of Suria KLCC!.


Now, who says maintaining toilet is a lousy jobs!?


(Free toilets are located at much higher floors.. where you got to walk a distance).

Going Bananas...!

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Almost everyone knows what is a banana. The scientific name for banana is Musa Acuminata Colla. Family of Musaceae

This is the picture of banana.


Now, what is the matter with banana?? You heard about cartel in drugs, oil and girls but have you heard about cartel on bananas?? You may think that I must be going bananas now!!


Don't believe me... this is what I found in the print editionof Financial Times today.


Excerpt:

EU fines companies in fruit price-fixing cartel

By Nikki Tait in Brussels

Published: October 16 2008 03:00 | Last updated: October 16 2008 03:00

Some of the world's biggest banana companies - including Chiquita Brands and Dole Food - were yesterday found to have rigged import prices into eight European countries, affecting a €2.5bn ($3.4bn) market.

Fines totalling €60.3m have been levied as a result.

... read more click here


Wow... they are talking in billions.. and this is Euros.. and Zimbabwe dollars..


Observation:

Since someone is sticking his/her neck out to rig the price of banana... it indicates that there must be good money in the bananas.... to be made!


Suggestion:

Let's grow bananas


Moral of another story:

If someone tells you to eat a banana ( 吃 蕉 ) ... that person is wishing you well..!!


Conclusion:

You can have my banana!


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...eggs in a basket.

Most probably you have heard this "do not put all you eggs in one basket". No prize for guessing what this means.

If you really don't know... click here


Today, let us look at life from a different perspective. Let's assume that the basket will be the world we live in, and the eggs representing different countries.

Now everyone knows that the world is facing a very difficult time... and this is similar to dropping the basket, with all the eggs in it.

How high? Well as the BIG brothers have started to bail out certain entities, we can assume that the baskets is dropped from a very high place.


What will happen to the eggs?

Most probably, all the eggs will be broken.

Now, we have someone in Malaysia whom is saying that we are somehow 'protected' from the drop or economic hits.

I sincerely hopes that he woke up now and start to live in the real world.

Stop dreaming!


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Creative salesman...

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Recently, spotted this car parked in front of a crowded food center in Kota Kemuning.



This man is full with creativity in peddling his wares...

Even before he could fully 'opened' his shop, it attracts a customer!! Look at that...





..the norm in buying, price haggling...!


...at the end of the haggling session.. the lady walks away without buying anything.


Observation:

Looking at his age, I would probably guessed that this man is in his early 60s. I do sincerely hope that he is happy with what he is doing.


Question:

Is the economy so bad.. or he is just creative!


Conclusion:

Think, and you will survive!



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Breakfast in bed..?

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I was in Kuching recently and was staying at Hilton, Kuching.

I found this on my pillow, upon check-in (that was sometime near midnight).



I wonder why in the world would someone wants to eat breakfast, right in bed immediately after waking up. As seen on in any movie, the actor or actress, woke up and took their breakfast almost immediately, after a morning kiss or two!.

Personally, I won't mind the kiss, you know, a kiss is just a kiss, nothing more... but eating in bed?

sigh.. at least I would go to the toilet for a pee, brush my teeth... or 'shit' and get dressed properly before eating...

If you had tried, (which I did once) this is no fun. It gave me the feeling that I was hospitalised... and unable to eat at a normal table... thus.. having breakfast in bed!.

The food taste a different as I need to sit with my leg stretched on the bed...

I would rather have my breakfast like a normal person... and not in bed.

Would you?





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Istana Negara

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Nearly everyone would be able to answer me correctly, if I ask do you know where we could fine the guard in the picture below:




If you don't know, the guy in the picture below would definately helps:



Still clueless...? click here


In Malaysia, we have this guy



.. and this guy too

..to guard this




..errr not the fence, but the King in the Palace below:

Ladies and Gentlemen.... my King.

DYMM Sultan Mizan Zainal Abidin Ibni Almarhum Al-Sultan Mahmud Al-Muktafi Billah Shah Al-Haj, Yang di-Pertuan Agong ke 13

... sigh.. not sure who would be the next PM.

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..sexy thin legs!

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Answer to yesterday's mystery thing

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This is the mystery item...

...still on the vine

what it should be..

this is what you usually associate this as

Answer: Old Cucumber (Loofah)!


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Guess what is this!

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I stumble upon something that I am sure, most of you will not know what is this!

Here is a picture of this... close up

...from another angle.

..on the air!

...cross section

...with me!

.... this is now, being used to replace the sponge for washing!

What is this?

Check the answer tomorrow at GMT1200 hours (or Malaysia 8PM)


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