The most precious love of my life...

This is just a tree. Nothing special about this tree. The fruit of this tree... is inedible. I do not know the name of this tree.



This is not an olive tree... I just know. However, whenever I am near it.. it made me feel good...so good!

It made me felt loved, I first had this feel about thirty years ago! I still have this feeling now, whenever I see it.

It is not ordinary love, but a parent's love!

Hey, wipe away that thought.. I was not 'conceived' under this tree!


I used to wait for my parent under the shade of this tree!!! They will be there... sharp at 1:05pm every day without failed! whenever I am under the tree!!



Well, I know they has no interest in surfing the web.... and the chances of him reading this is near zero.... but I loved my dad! I just need to share this...

Mom and Dad, I love you!

Secret to be Extra Professional ...?

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Let me start this posting with a short story... a little bit about me

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I must admit. I am was an avid golfer.....

I played at The Mines before! No kidding!

Now, I don't even know where is my golf set.... but I am sure that it is somewhere in my house. Hope my wife does not throw it away....

Why? I simply do not have the time for it now.

I need to choose. Golf or family... and I think I had made the right choice. Golf can wait but not my children! I want to see them grow up! I can always go back to golf... the green will not run away! ....as long as I have these with me!



My golf buddies said "You will lose it if you do not use it.... " They were refering to my skills.

I am able to place the ball anywhere on the fairway, very good at reading the green... good in putting... but I hate going to the beach loking for the ball sand traps.

Once in a while I purposely feed some fish with the golf balls especially if I am playing with my clients... they need to win!

Those were the days. Gone. I had made my stand. I hope when my children grown up, they will appreciate this old daddy they have...... and I can return to my green... where I belong! I hope they still have beautiful caddies in the future!!

Well, if you are into the game... let me share my secret with you! No pro golfer will ever divulge their close kept success secret to you... they need to keep that in order to win.

This is my secret...


I always have this whenever I am no the green. No exceptional. This will ensure that I am in control of the golf ball! ...always get what I want!

Note:

When you take this... you will be an Extra Professional in whatever you are doing!!

No water in the toilet, need to pee.. what do you do?

One fine day, you were so so really desperate and you need to go for a pee.. you search high and low and eventually managed to locate a toilet.

There was a notice.... "No Water"

What do you do? Go in and pee, leave hastely and pretend nothing ever happened? Or stand there fight the mother nature... and try to locate another toilet?

You could also, look for any green bushes nearby...

Well, just hope that you are the 'first person' to do that... or else... you would not like to go in there!!

Well, someone in the world had found a solution for that...

Just imagine... everyone use the urinal, take a pee but do not need to flush.... aiks.!

(err girls, this is meant for guys only.. unless you really have the skill to use an urinal...)

Well, I came across this at Wisma Genting and they have this system in place... helping mother nature to save water! More like saving money to me..but hey, I may be wrong

Before you would say anything.. let me assure you that... the toilet is without the nasty 'dirty smell'!

Wow.. I am impress. Now, how do you wash........

The real Tonto!

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I am sad. Very very sad. This will be one of my longer posting... hope you will share my feeling... for a friend

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Here is a story about 3 living beings; to be exact 1 masked man, 1 woman and a horse.


Do you know that in the original version of the Legend of the Lone Ranger, Silver (the horse) belongs to Tonto, the native?

Well, the native had already master the art of horse riding since time in memorial and riding a horse is in their blood even before the first white man setting their foot on the land of America.

This was somehow, twisted when Hollywood takes over and turn this into a movie! If they use Tonto as the hero, the movie would not sell. By the way, the original name for Tonto was Pochahontas daughter of Chief Phowatan.... go figure!

Therefore, they had decided to use the Lone Ranger, a white guy.. and the rest is history.


Now.. this is the real story of Silver.....

Silver belongs to Tonto and they are supposedly to be very closed; you can say came from the same background i.e. the mother earth, as they used to say.

For no apparent reason, the "Director of the movie" gave the marching order and bestow Silver to Lone Ranger. Well, as a man of justice, Lone Ranger needs to be good and take good care of Silver... more or less, they live happily but not for long!

Why? In the original casting, Tonto is supposedly to be the star.. with a horse and a white man whom lost in the wilderness... Tonto is supposedly to be riding the horse helping the guy...

Somewhow, the white guy has been make the star with Silver as the number two and Tonto being sidelined!?? This had enraged Tonto...

Now, you will know why the Lone Ranger is always masked.... IF Tonto learned the real identity of the Lone Ranger... he will be killed immediately!

Since Tonto is unable to get to Lone Ranger... she plots to kill Silver.. and hopefully, without Silver, she would be number two.. and eventually be number one!

Tonto tried a few times but failed as Lone Ranger was always there to the rescue... this goes on and on and until one fine day, Lone Ranger has to go to answer a nature s call.. and Tonto seized the oppurtunity...

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THE END

Note:

Lone Ranger was inadvertently entangled between the karma settlement of Tonto and Silver.

sigh...!

It's 10K!!

Dear Visitors,

A very big hug from me and big thank you for visiting my blog.

Thank you again.

Sincerely,

limcyam

Secret to a fair skin...

Ladies,

No need to cough up lots of money... to have it.

Better than eSK2

Here is the secret to fair skin! The mud from a dead sea!



Dad: Ya... bury my leg in the mud... pat here and pat there... it's good for Gout.
mmmm No more pain!

Son: Dad... don't move.... after this.. mum will love your back!

Dad: Are you sure?

Son: Don't believe me? Try paste this on to her face... and she will be chasing you like mad!!

What is he doing??

What is he doing??

Witch-Hunt!

Dear Manpower,

Don't mess with me...