Haze...

At a glance.. you would be forgiven if you think this is the road to Genting Highland... or it is a picture taken on a foggy morning!


Damm.. I wish you were right!!

This is man made haze... taken somewhere along Kesas Highway heading towards Pandamaran, after Kota Kemuning toll house before the Banting interchange.

The cause of this... open burning by some invisible men. Why invisible? Because the authority somehow could not find them. Even if the were caught... the Court could not prosecute them...

Why? IT has something to do with the stupid strata land title!..

Duh!

Niamah!!

君 子 报 仇，十 年 未 晚!

Should I forgive you ?!!?

Tonto tried very hard to backstab the Lone Ranger.

Somehow, Tonto was caught red handed.

Now, should Tonto be forgiven?!

Me Bohsia!!

..

I am emotionally hurt today... so bad that even my 18 years of working experience, could not prepeare me for this...

I thought I am ready to take on the world... but I was wrong!

I cracked my oyster and found my pearl and thought life is good... but I was wrong.

Tonto was dead jealous with me!

I am just hurt. Deeply hurt....

That said, I still will keep my mouth shut and have faith in God.

DO YOU NEED TO BE LIKE THAT?

Dad, why yours so big mine so small...!?

I have to warn you guys... especially if you are a father or going to be a father AND you have a 4 years old son!

Girls... this may not be applicable to you, but since you are reading this... I don't mind sharing this with you.

The following is a picture of urinals. To be more specific.. pictures taken in the male toilet.




Well, nothing great or wrong about the picture... but the following conversation/incident is real!


Dad: Son, let's go to she she.. (meaning passing urine)

Son: du du du duuu duuduuu (and nodding his head)

Dad: Come.. let me unzip your......

Son: di di dada dududud (still singing.. )

Dad: hold that and she she into the thing in there....

Son: da di dau duduaud (continue singing...finishing and walks to the washing basin)

Dad: wei.. wait.. don't go till I zip your trousers. Come here..

Son: Daddy.. why your so big and mine so small... and you got hair there... !!

Dad: errr

Here I come to save the day!!!

I must be mad... really really mad. I could not help myself... and I need help.


Seriously, I need help... any help would be much appreciated.



Why??


Today, I had this feeling... a new feel that I have not had before..



I raise my right hand.... ran around my office.. and sang....

"Here I come to save the day!"

Happy Wesak!

May all be well and happy!

...Patrick!

We have Murphy, as in Murphy's Law.... to make our live interesting.

Now, we have Patrick..... as in SpongeBob Squarepants.




....life is not the same anymore with plenty of Murphies and Patricks around!

Sigh...

..pity!