I want my other half!

This morning, I discovered that someone has lost his other half..... or her other half. I am not sure as to he or she... I had no way to check.



I went to my usual hangout for breakfast, and parked my car at one of my usual lot... you know, somehow we will alway prefer to stick to a certain way of doing things, or eating at a certain place with the same type of food... everyday.



It was miracle that I barely missed it when I park the car or else, I would be by the police station now, making a report.... squashing someone's......



Nevertheless, this is what greeted me....






...and a close up of this...





This left shoe is now looking for the right shoe..... It seems that they were separated at least since yesterday, and this left shoe was left outside... even when it rains.

If you know how the where about of the right shoe, please be so kind and ask the owner to reunite them....

I had decided to leave it there, just in case the owner turned up looking for it.

I hope they will be united again.

May all be happy today!

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From United Kingdom

Can you believe this... a complete stranger sent this email to me.... I am more trustworthy than his close relatives!

Now, who wants this $25,000,000.00?  Any takers?  I am willing to sell this for RM25 only.




Hi,

I sincerely hope that this letter will not come to you as a surprise or an embarrassment
since we neither knew each other before nor had any neither previous correspondence nor
contact. Do accept my sincere apologies if my mail does not meet your personal ethics
although, I wish to use this medium to get in touch with you first because it's fastest
means. I believe it will be a surprise to you as we have never met before, and I am deeply
sorry if I have in any manner disturbed your privacy. Please forgive this unusual manner of
contacting you. Let me start by introducing myself. My name is Dr. Christopher C. Marshall;
I was into currency exchange business, a British national from United Kingdom. I have been
diagnosed with Oesophageal cancer. It has defied all forms of medical treatment, and right
now I have only about a few months to live, according to medical experts. I have not particularly
lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone (not even myself) but my business.
Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always hostile to people and only focused on
my business as that was the only thing I cared for. But now I regret all this as I now know that
there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I believe when
God gives me a second chance to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how
I have lived it. Now that God has called me, I have willed and given most of my property and assets
to my immediate and extended family members as well as a few close friends .I want God to be merciful
to me and accept my soul so, I have decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I want this to
be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have distributed money to some charity organizations
in the U.A.E, Somalia and Malaysia. Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself
anymore. I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute the money which
I have there to charity organization in Bulgaria and Pakistan; they refused and kept the money to themselves.
Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what I have left for them. The last
of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of Twenty five Million dollars ($25,000,000.00)
that I have with financial institution abroad. I will want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatch
it to charity organizations. Please kindly note that upon the receipt of these funds from the financial
institution abroad, you shall invest it in your line of business and dispatch the profit to charitable home.
As soon as i receive your response, I shall communicate with you, and let you know the details of the transfer.
Whatever your actions and your decision, I thank you for taking the time to read this email.

Regards,

Dr. Christopher C. Marshall


Click at the picture below to read the actual email.



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My car can sail on water!!

I have a problem with the Nokia Maps (or the GPS software).

According to the map, the road is located somewhere in the sea! No joke see it for yourself!




.. the red dot is where I am, and I am driving my car!



I am driving (Sailing!)

I am driving, I am driving,
in my car 'cross the country.
I am driving, no near the waters,
to be near you, to be free.

I am driving, I am driving,
like a driver 'cross the road.
I am driving, passing some trees,
to be with you, to be free.

Can you see me, can you see me
thro' the day light, not far away,
I am crying, forever trying,
to be with you, what to say.

Can you hear me, can you hear me,
thro' the dark night far away.
I am trying, no longer crying,
to be with you, who can say.

We are driving, we are driving,
home again 'cross the road.
We are driving stormy seaside,
to be near you, to be free.

Oh food, to be near you, I am hungry.
Oh food, to be near you, I am hungry,
Oh food.

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